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catching cum

Giving oral sex in which the individual giving allows the receiver to ejaculate in their mouth, typically followed by swallowing.

Who would’ve known that pretty little mouth of yours would be so good at catching cum.

by I’m so high dude September 29, 2022


Cum in cider

It derives from a ticktock star named Devon, but has multiple usernames from the fact he not very family friendly, cum in cider means to cum inside of a girl, boy, etc….

A person named cider aka my dad knocked on my door cum in cider I say he gosh if you really want me to inferring that I wanted him to cum inside a given woman but there was a huge misconception.

by Cum in cider April 26, 2022


cum crust

(n.) dried man drippings usually found on fabric that was near a bloke’s knob just after he has splooged. Cum crust often exposes cheaters or serious bators. The typical “cum rag” (which can be a towel, a t-shirt, or a sock, among other things) is usually completely saturated with a cum crust.

“His dirty socks are always covered with a cum crust and stuffed under his bed.”

“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”

by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024


Cum Cobbler

An insult saying some one enjoys devouring seminal fluids.

Last night, i heard sounds of a man calling Donovan a cum cobbler.

by Supreme.Bape__ October 26, 2016


fairy cum

An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.

Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.

by oofman420xd December 15, 2024


Dropping the kids off at the cum lake

When you masturbate and then blow your load in a girls bellybutton and it becomes a cum lake

Dude I dropped my kids off in her cum lake
I was dropping the kids off at the cum lake

by XHennessyx May 1, 2023


he cums radiation

Deepest most relatable lyrics ever sung

Will wood: He cums radiation
Everyone: just like me fr

by SnotSlurper January 19, 2024