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When you bet the house on black or red and it hits
-Matt monkey monkey monkey ( roulette table lands on black) monkey one time!!!
Theresa yelled across the showroom saying, “Haeeey Mark!.” (She was seated at a desk in a skirt with no undergarment)... Mark gazes over but before he can make eye contact, his eyes peer up from the floor but are caught looking her beaver dead in the face, and said “H h heyyy Theresa” (Marks mind was stained forever) ...fast-forward two days..(Mark is in the warehouse talkin’ shop with tha boys) He says to the group, “man I was grabbing some button caps and Theresa calls my name and dammit if I didn’t see her monkey in a headlock!” (Store manager overheard and rather than addressing the matter he instead nailed some plywood to the back of her desk.) conclusion~Monkey sedated; monkey caged.
When your girlfriend gets the privilege to climb you like a monkey
I gave my girlfriend the monkey privilege
a runescape player who makes videos on youtube
hello monkey dudu how you doing playing runescape
When somebody's butthole is visible while naked in a normal stance.
"Did you see Elijah's butt while we were skinny dipping? Total monkey butthole."
A sexual act involving dropping a lumpy turd into a sexual partners mouth and making them swallow it whole. The next day, you give them multiple laxatives and making them shit it back out onto a random animal of your choosing (such as a monkey)
“Me and Sarah did the chunky monkey last night, it got all over the dog”
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A chunky monkey is when you shove a banana in a fat chicks ass and she shits it out in your mouth.
Person 1:Emmett gotta chunky monkey from Luca last night
Person:eww why’s he have so many weird kinks