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On September 2nd Where all crips become bloods nd bloods become crips for a day
“Yoo we can wear red bandannas today it’s national flip flop day.”
on may 16th is ask Duia out Day.
So if you know a Duia ask her on the 16th may out.
You: hey duia!
Duia: hey you.
You. I wanna ask you out today cuz it's national ask Duia out Day!!
Duia: yeah sure:))
On the 13th of november, it's National appreciate your friends day. You are now legally obligated to tell your friends you appreciate them.
Guy 1: Hey dude, it's National appreciate your friends day
Guy 2: that's a thing that exists
Guy 1: yeah
Guy 2: I appreciate you man
Guy 1: same
On August 1st, it is national princess day
Every girl's name starting on "L" this applies to.
My friend Lucka is an "Cute princess", she applies to the national cute princess day!
Feb 6th and 7th is where you be gay for those 2 days.
Dont be shyyyyy.
Dude 1: Hey Homie, its National Be Gay Day.
Dude 2: Lets act gayyy
Dude 1 & 2: YEEEEe
NATIONAL WOMAN BEER DAY. January 10th (or everyday why not) woman beer is like idfk like fruity drink but not a cocktail yk? like a smirnoff ice or like pink lemonade jack daniel. woman beer. only women can drink woman beer save the nasty shit for men.
friend #1: i am SO thirsty but beer taste like hot steamy piss, cocktails are WAY too strong
friend #2: sounds like you need a nice tall cold WOMAN BEER.
friend#1: that sounds great!!! I heard today is National Woman Beer Day too!
friend #2: YURP! today we drink all the woman beer we can, happy woman beer day everyone and to all a goodnight.
celebrated the second friday of january, DRINK A WOMAN BEER. only women can have woman beer, woman beer is like not beer but not a cocktail yk. like smirnoff ice something fruity. if you like real beer youre nasty as hell. piss drinkers. To celebrate sing America the Beautiful and drink everytime a word that starts with “A” is sung. If you are a man you cannot participate in this holiday unless given permission.
friend #1: GAH I AM THIRSTY!!!!! WHAT DAY IS IT???!?!?
friend #2: GOOD FOR YOU! it’s National Woman Beer Day, here’s a pink lemonade jack daniel’s!
friend #1 and #2 then sing America the Beautiful together with woman beers in hand.