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A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.
There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.
The system that gives out cats.
P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
Person who works all hours, ridiculously hardworking.
Nicole works so late every night, she's like the factory cat.
Like strange cat but better.
An interesting cat is weird and cool all at the same time.
Wow he's such an interesting cat
A Cat tail is a lollipop and / or a pacifier.
Origin: The "Cat Tail Lollipop" was a very sacred thing in aincient Egypt. The Slaves would all suck on a cats tail hoping it would bring good luck and good fortune to their lives. The term "Cat Tail Pacifier" is from where these slaves would find a cat and make their son or daughter when born suck on the cats tail instead of a pacifier, hoping it would lead to them having a life outside if the cruel world.
Other Uses: The Cats tail can also be used as fan when there are flies about or you are just too hot.
"The Cat Tail must be found as it shall make us free!"
To follow up or chase down a lead a with a customer in regards to an opportunity.
Usually used by a douche bag boss or co-worker who uses a bunch of bullshit phrases to see like they are on the cutting edge of sales management.
Salesman: I heard ACME has a bunch of work coming up!
Sales Manager: You need to CAT TAIL that.
A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.