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Disha’s Mom is world’s greatest mom. She was already a great mom when she was Disha’s sister’s mom. But when she became Disha’s mom, she became the greatest mom ever.
Are you Disha’s mom cus you’re world’s greatest mom
When someone has a new kid, pet, etc. and won't shut up about them. Bonus points when it's their first time having a kid/pet/etc. (referred to as 'pet' from now on for clarity)
They tend to highlight every little thing the pet does as amazing/cute/adorable/etc...
Asks you if you also think that it's awesome that it dod something constantly and seems to forget that they asked you the same question mere moments ago.
Also can't sit for 5 minutes without noticing something the pet did or how it's doing.
They'll point out something about the pet and how it's special and that very few other pets have this awesome and desirable trait.
If it wears off in a month, they were probably under the influence of insufferable new mom syndrome.
A: Look at Mr. Whiskers! Isn't he so adorable? (repeat x100)
B: Dude, you're being an insufferable new mom.
A: But look! Isn't he just the cutest!?
Your mom understands why some animals eat their young ones.
"My mom can't be a cannibal lmao what you talking about"
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 🤨🤨 *vsauce music intensifies*
Stay late at night and your best friend's gonna manifest the cannibalism in your mum
A large majority of children get eaten by their mum everyday if they don't sleep on time.
Listen to Urban dictionary. Listen to your mum. Have a good sleep schedule :)
"Omg it's 3 A.M. and I'm still awake lols"
"Your mom's gonna eat you up if you don't sleep, mom cannibalism exists"
A Mom who secretly wants her kid to be gay, steals from people, and destroy those who mess with her.
Timmy: Matthew’s Mom a Mom girl. Her son is gonna become a criminal someday because his Mom wanted him to be gay, and she steals from people.
a phrase many roadmen and black people say. most of the time theyre chatting shit (lying)
bob: you took my sweets!
david: moms life i didnt
"Hey bro momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur mom is gay and i did her wit a sec"
Kerstin Sauerbrei- A teenager with no kids but is still the average white Mom. Thinks she will be a hot milf, has leapard clothing and has many sparkles. Where’s white mom outfits everyday and just acts like a white mother.
Wow Ker is such a white teenage Mom.