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something that you have that is very small
I have a Minuscule penis.
A leg that excretes acid and works as a milk jar
I just sucked my penis
Must've been delish!
a little snake you wish were longer, well i would say a worm.
Dude- “hey man! Your penis is as small as a worm!”
-“Really? I thought it was a snake”
A nice long water bottle that you suck on
I love sucking out of my penis.
A tool men have to please women use when horny.
Penis is a thing men have between their legs to please women!
Example:
Girl 1. - You totally need to get laid.
Girl 2. - Yea, haven’t gotten dick for a while now.
Girl 1. - I know a guy with a huge penis, I’ll totally set you up with him if you want.
Girl 2. - Yeah! Sure!
someting you look up when you are bored as fuck
hey im bored as fuck
im gonna google the word penis