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Bananas that taste even better suck em and are even found going on men’s crotches
Ooh so u have a penis NOM NOM NOM
ooooh she sucks bananas
one word squidward testiculars
NOM NOM NOM that was delicious
A thing that gets hard when aroused.
Me: I'm tired of my penis getting hard!
A man’s genitals which can be laughed at if it’s small
Wow! Look at that small Penis!
The most important part of a man. It allows you to ram a girl so hard it gets her pussy super wet and filled with cum. When using this amazing organ, the girl is constantly screaming "HARDER, HARDER, RIGHT THERE DADDY.".
You and a random girl get super drunk and you are so ready to get busy right there on the bar counter, in front of everyone. Everyone starts cheering so she can be rammed harder and faster with your OG MUDBONE 14 inch Penis.
“You have such a small penis”, the woman said. “The boys didn’t think so”, he responded
Person 1: my penis is very large
Person 2: I don’t care Joe can we just play football