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Here's Part 5 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. Go to my profile for previous. And you know what we made? CAMPBELLS'. FUCKING. SOUP. CAMPBELLS IS ARGUABLY THE BEST SOUP COMPANY IN THE ENTIRE NATION AND YOU KNOW THAT. We also have Wawas but I'm not sure if they're actually FROM NJ they might be a Pennsylvania or Connecticut thing. I'll go look it up. Yeah they're from PA but still we have a lot of wawas while you californians don't. And yes, we're the most dense. We're also in the top half of populous states (I think). If you live here you can go out to New York with your friends for your occasional good time. (However, the traffic on the turnpike can get big. Also always remember to take the HOLLAND tunnel. Lincoln tunnel sucks and it's irrelevant.) Despite having to pay a ridiculous toll fee, it's worth it. We've got one of the most dense cities in the US (Jersey City). Go to my profile for the last part part 6 it's up because i posted them all in the same 10 mins (i wrote the entire essay at once but then realized i couldn't post it so broke it up into parts after)
that's the end of New Jersey - Part 5
Having sex with your sibling while you're pumping your own gas.
Jake: Hey dude why weren't you at the Miley Cyrus concert yesterday?
Ryan: Oh, sorry. I was giving my sister a New Jersey "Thank You".
Fun gaem to plae for Mario hehe
You: I'm going home now
Your friend: why so early
You I'm going to play new super Mario Bros wii with my mom
Your friend: can I play to
You: ok
Random stranger: ohh ohh can I play toooooooo
You: are you under 21
Stranger: uhh...yeah sure
You: ok
like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal
manchester evening news are actually better than salisbury journal
BTS will be having new 3 member inside a new Kpop group
BTS will be having new 3 member inside a new Kpop group
One will use this phrase when had a really bad day and are hoping for a new beginning tomorrow and since "Venci" is the holy word for better life and new beginnings it shall be interpreted as "New day new beginning" For example:
VrunciFanNo1: Sacré bleu! I haven't finished yesterday kebab! 😭😧
Vrunci: Ah, no Venci today huh?
VrunciFanNo1: NO VENCi?!?!?
Vrunci: Don't worry new day new Venci!
The act of pressing your precum covered penis on your spouse's back to indicate arousal
My boyfriend keeps giving me new Hampshire kisses.