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An expression which helps create an image of how angry one is/was at the time.
"I was so pissed I almost blew a fish out of my ass!"
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A trend either worn by: a- celebrities such as LL Cool J back in the early 90's or Eminem, b- the thug or gangsterish crowd, c- people who ride bikes.
Situation: Adam had "one pant leg rolled up" accidentally. Melissa gives him an awkward look. He says, "Yes I'm gangsta!" She replies, "You know who else wears their pants that way?... People who ride bikes!"
Hysterical.
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A Bob's Burgers burger that comes with slaw
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the One Horse Open Slaw Burger, you should try it!"
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Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder.
Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye.
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A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.
Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool
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1: It is not acceptable to do something bad to someone, especially when that someone didn't deserve it.
2: It is never right to wrong someone, especially when that someone is minding his own business.
One wrong don't make a right is a counter-quote when "two wrongs don't make a right" is said.
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The hell are you doing here?? Get outta my sight!!!
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