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the theory that whenever you see one red car there is always another beside, behind or close to it when driving, or when parked
did you see the 5 red cars at that junction, the red car theory is confirmed
When boo tells u she needs to nap but would like some coffee y'alls can be sure she's high-res - so tired she's high.
fuck me I haven't slept in days I'm high-red
When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.
"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.
A methed out subway worker with no teeth who puts nasty shit on your sub and doesn’t take it off then toasts it
That methed out dirty fucker with no teeth and pointy front gums that fucked up my sandwich. Nasty ass red snapper
When a woman’s time of the month comes, and she goes completely insane. Possibly acting like a demon
“Run! My girlfriend is going on a red rampage!”
“Bro, Emily is totally on a red rampage right now, she’s being a real bitch!”
When you are conned into signing a deal that is worse for you than the other member of the document.
“Ha! You're over. That deal you just signed gives me full power over your company!”
“Damn. I can't believe you just gave me the red sign...”