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A nicer way of calling someone retarded.
"YO! That dude is so time delayed. He can't figure any of this shit out!"
Mut standard time (MST) is used to describe people from a certain friendship group always arriving somewhere 30 mins - 1 hour after the scheduled time.
“We all agreed to be here at 4:30, where is max?”
“He’s probably following M.S.T. (Mut Standard Time) so he’ll be here at around 5:30”
If someone says this you stop what you’re doing and dance
Me: hmm has 0 fibers
Eric: Fuck your fibers it’s dance time
(Both break out into dance)
When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up
Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly
A reference to Japanese animated media portraying a character unleashing their true potential for a (often) limited amount of time before they revert back to their regular state. The timeframe in which the character can persist in this elevated state is known as Demon Time, and is often used in reality as well to express extreme bursts of passion.
Eg 1: The Hero was getting destroyed by the Bad Guy, but then he went full demon time and took the win!
Eg 2: John goes demon time in the gym. I can’t keep up with him when we work out together!
when ur working extremely hard and make a werid ass face while trying to study. (but ur also thinking abt fucking ur ex boyfriend)
“maddie is working demon time right now”
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