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This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.
I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.
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A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.
"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"
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adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.
Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."
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A phrase delinquents in Singapore use to communicate with other delinquents in expressing their common interest for a topic
wtf bro we wearing same shirt, ''GOT SO VIBING ONE MEH?''.
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when a person of the male caliber rubs his dong until love juices squit
"oh man, i feed the one eyed monster yestorday and some love juices suirted in my face
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What did you do with Alice last night?
You know, the old one two mountain dew.
NOICE
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Vagina that will make you cum quick; really good pussy. Very tight and wet.
I got that one sec poon last night!
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