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Jack Fucked

The combination of being fucked and having something being jacked up.

Man I got so drunk I got jack fucked

by A*R*D February 7, 2011


Jack Ammerman

If you know someone named Jack Ammerman, just know he gay as fuck.

Jack Ammerman is a faggot.

by gang gang gang gang March 1, 2020


Jack Monroe

VERB To improve a cheap budget food by addition of other cheap ingredients, to produce a meal culinary excellence. To make a simple cheap food for example tinned tomatoes taste brilliant. Jack Monroe is a British food writer, that became famous writing about government orchestrated food poverty. She the author of many recipe books, which are distributed to food banks.

Could you jack this tin of beans up.

I cant believe I have just jack monroed up fish paste and pasta
Mum Jack Monroed the food parcels
I got sanctioned and lived by jacking what was left in my cupboard

by fishpastefi September 28, 2021


Jack W

jacks are fucking sick cunts that eat dick all day long. but jack w's are even worse. those sick cunts are fucking retarded in every part of their horny brain and should be hung.

Person 1 - Hey there's a Jack W. over there.
Person 2 - Wanna beat his ass and kill him?
Person 1 - Bet.

by bigfatcocks275 August 24, 2022


Jack W

dustin from stranger things stan

boy 1-wooah is that dustin from that show
boy 2-no its just jack w

by phat_dummy445 January 14, 2021


Jack Met

The lead singer of the popular indie-pop band AJR! Also the funniest member!! (I think????)

"My favorite member of AJR is Jack Met."

by A Schlatt Fan March 6, 2023


Jack II

Jack II is a babbly fatty with a flabby flatty. He eats like mouse but does not respect mouse of house. Even though he and mouse alike, he don't mouse a like.

He will not eat apples unless formed into a dessert. One would ask "how you like dem apples?" and he will say: "medium rare with attentive care, no sweetness should spare, I want to shart my underwear."

Mr. Derulo will then ask: "Wachu gon do with that dess-" Jack Interrupts- "NUTZ!!" Mr. Derulo is pissed immediately. Jack pissed immediately. Wet on the chair, stank in the air, Jack does not care. He likes it this way, and he want it that way. Tell me why?

Jack prioritizes protecting his peace but most importantly, his pees.

He is very picky. This boy can find no chill with no finger inside his nose-tril. When he broke both hands, he looked down to his stands. The feet that hold him up physically will be the new tool to hold him up mentally. He was relieved by the length of his toenails as they relieve strain when attacking his inhales. Lucky for his Meghan knees, he preforms this new act with quite an ease.

He says what he does is necessary for his "clean girl aesthetic", though he is truly no more than " ... etic." Pathetic, diabetic, schizophretic ... its an epidemic.

Jack II? I heard from Jason that he is stinky and pathetic.

I ate like a mouse today, I pulled a Jack II.

by Dr. Who's that chick? December 17, 2023