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Berries and Cum

berries and cum is a ritual when someone with mommy issues masturbates with berries and does the little lad dance when they jizz.

"yesterday was so much fun, i went to the water park!"

"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother performing the berries and cum ritual."

by pizzarollsnorter September 9, 2021


National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.

“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”

by SchleppBot April 29, 2020


21 Cum Salute

Noun. Derivative form of the "21 Gun Salute" given when a popular pornstar, insta-hoe, or other girl in the sex industry sadly dies.

Damn my favorite onlyfans hoe died last week. I'll bust out a 21 Cum Salute in her honor.

by Duke, PhD January 23, 2025


Ai cum slut

An artificial intelligence robot who is down bad for Antwan and Jahames’s massive load

Yo wsg mom for my birthday can I please get the ai cum slut deluxe version?

by Jigglyassholecum November 15, 2024


watery cum

A man gets watery cum if he is fucking too much or drinks way too much water or Gatorade.

Stop drinking so much fucking Gatorade! You have a case of watery cum.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023


Cum-Pucker

A specific female act of show after a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth; Before ingesting or spitting semen, the woman puckers her lips & squeezes a small quantity of it out from in-between them. Showoff It is popular with college women whom take pride in fellatio & enjoy attention for such.

"That chick last night did a sweet closeup Cum-Pucker for the camera after the blowjob."

by checkda statz February 20, 2012


Cum Dumpster Faggot

A homosexual male who takes loads from absolutely ANY man that wants to ejaculate semen into their mouth or anus. Cum Dumpster Faggots will take ANY LOAD from ANY GUY, ANY TIME. No loads are ever refused at any time, no matter what. This allows men who are characteristically unattractive, overweight, disease-ridden, or just generally nasty, to ejaculate into a total cum whore and contribute another batch of DNA into the DUMP'S hole.

"Brandon Kuhn is a total Cum Dumpster Faggot; he'll take loads from ANYBODY!"

by Cumdumper504 May 3, 2024