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A day where you can ask your friend for sex (and they might say yes).
You:Hey let's have sex,today's national have sex with your friend day.
Friend:Sure
what’s friends with benifits?
jackie and aaron.
oh!
Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.
My friend Landon: Sup
Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine
My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad
Friends that have seen each other naked
John: Are you friends with Wyatt?
Chad: Absolutely! We’re Alabama friends.
John: Oh. We aren’t that close
Someone who you used to be friends with (or still are) but won’t leave you alone and won’t let you hang out with anyone else. They probably have nobody else to hang out with and you can’t dump them because you can’t escape them.
Simon: “Bro, Ryan is such a clingy friend!”
Luca: “I know! He’s so annoying!”
Simon: “I wish I was never friends with him.”
Someone who is your friend when the sky is blue, but disappears when it is gray.
He/she was a fairweather friend.
Someone who is always there when the sky is blue (and when they need something from you), but never there when the sky is gray.
Guy/girl- Can't you see I am your friend?
Other guy/girl- Yesterday wasn't such a nice or positive day, and where were you then? Trying to look tough in some stupid fuckin youtube video about your trip to the ruins out in no man's (no human's) land?
Guy/girl- That was my treat to me!
Other guy/girl- You've always been a fake friend, pretending to be somebody's friend when you're not. Pretending to be something you're not. You're a fairweather friend, a fairweather motherfucker.