When someone has a one night stand twice with the same person.
Jed - "What did you do last night?"
Matt - "I double dicked Stacy last night"
When a women bare-backs two different guys in one night, and takes both loads in the vag.
“I’m sorry son, but I don’t know who your daddy is. I was double baking that night.”
a sexual act were u and your friend both have sexual contact with someone else at the same time,ie-spitroast,threesome.
hey jim how did you and baz get on the other night with that girl?
jim- good mate was good ended up double-edging!
A double glaugh is a failed attempt at not one but two jokes consecutively . The jokes shared are usually a poor attempt at eliciting laughter and may even come of as being haughty. However, the intention of the jokes were not meant in any way to be offensive or hurtful. The individual who narrates these failed jokes usually experience feelings of sheer embarrassment and regret because they have just been double glaughed.
The term glaugh is a fusion of the two words gaffe and laughter.
i tried to make a joke twice and both times they came out all wrong. I've definitely been double glaugh -ed. :(
A domino without any white spots, I.e. a person with very dark skin.
Sheila's new boyfriend Leroy , he's a double blank.
When two Irishman Eiffel Tower " a woman with Irish musicals in the night!
Yo Chucky let's grab Wanda and double stuffedd her with Irish meat sickles in the night!
The Double Black Whammy is considered the negro version of a dick sandwich but when one of the perpetrators falls asleep, the victim (usually white) performs a dick sandwich with a friend, not knowing that The Double Black Whammy even happened.
Gerald: Do you know of the Double Black Whammy.
George: I guess, but it’s just a bunch of coincidences and dick sandwiches. One day I’ll tell you the story of how I dick sandwiched Tyrone last night.
Gerald: Wait? You dick sandwiched Tyrone? His buddy Clyde told me that they dick sandwiched you while you were napping at his place.
George: Oh Shit...