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August 5th is National Road Head Day
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Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.
Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤
This day is celebrated all across the world and it is the 22 of November every year. You have to where your crocs everywhere
“Yo bruh you got a pair of crocs for national croc day”. “Nah g”. “ it’s alright I got some extra”. “ I got the fake grass ones and the leopard print ones which u want?” “ I want the fake grass ones coz u wanna swag on the normal ones”. “Ok here they are g. I can hook u up nexd time I u want the leopard print ones”. “Thanks bro”.
On the 2nd of may every female must send James nudes
Send nudes on national send James nudes day
December 8th is National Bed Appreciation Day!!
Brad: “Yo bae wanna come over?”
Sarah: “No. It’s national bed appreciation day”
Brad: “…”
A day where you eat mass amounts of salmon and blueberries.
Dude, it’s National Grizzly Bear Day.
Man, I bet those Salukis are eating good tonight.
November 27th is National NPC (non-playable character) day. The day where NPC’s have maximum power.
“Why does everybody seem so robotic today?” “Oh! That’s because it’s National NPC day!”
On October 10,2020( and ever other day of the year) everybody who coochie stank , washes their coochie.
Y’all tmr is national wash your coochie day ... so do it