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A haiku (japanese poem) about cats or related to cats.
The Instagram account @campingwithcats often use #cathaiku. This exemple is from there account.
Here is my cat haiku:
My heart: cold as ice.
My demeanor: v stoic.
My fur: soft af.
Some dumb idiot with no hoes AT ALL.
He also sucks ASS at hide and seek.
Furthermore, he has no steeze, nor swag. And his mom is fat.
"Wow look at that short idiot walking next to that GIANT lady, he must be a bread cat"
A damn cool, laid-back female (loves gangster rap music)
Coined by Tigerlily in her song "Kitty Cat Baller"
There were a whole lot of bitches in the club last night and only one kitty cat baller.
When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.
After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.
When your partner is constantly laying on you, vying for your attention and affection, like a cat. Avoiding responsibilities by prioritizing leisurely affection.
Stop catting hon, we have to get ready to go! You have this habit of catting, instead of getting ready for bed. Someone’s in a catting mood.
Like Dogging, but instead of having sex in public, you're masturbating in public.
Dude, Sarah sent me pictures of her Catting on the train yesterday!