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verb: reading a poorly laid out meme or graphic in a nonsensical way because the original meaning is obscure thanks to the format of the image.
Etymology: the popular meme involving an angry female human yelling opposed with a sanctimonious looking cat sitting at table led to a plethora of interpretations where the human appears to be shouting the intended meaning while the cat reads the text as written.
When your cat is laying on you and you can't get up or you'll disturb it.
Me: Hon, could you get me more water, I've been catted.
Hon: OK...wouldn't want to disturb the cat!
catted means to be fucked up. it can be fucked up on drugs or that something is fucked up (looking, sounding)
i smoked so much, i’m catted.
her outfit is so bad, she looks catted.
this guy can not sing, his voice is catted
a way of asking if your friend is gay or not
Kyle: Cats or dogs
Ash: dogs?
Kyle: ofc homo /j
when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag
I do not want a screaming cat's testicles
He watches AV every day. Once, he searched 'porn' at school and was punished by his teacher. He can transform into a cat with bloody colours. He lives with his cats.
Student A: I like Chester Cat!
Student B: Don't be so 8745
A perpetrator of incest. Fathers having sex with daughters, brothers having sex with brothers and or sisters and vice versa. Etc etc etc
Go away you cat people, I want nothing more to do with you, your not touching me in an untoward manner ever again.