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Last night I had a bourbon ball bag baguette.
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Adjective used to describe someone who has surpassed douche bag level.
Is it me, or does it seem like Captain-bag-o-cocks just wants to watch the whole world burn?
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Telling someone to mind their business and don’t worry about what somebody else is doing
Jadaurian won’t stop telling people to go chase a bag.
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It's actually 2 expressions combined, duche bag (- historically known as an instrument of cleanliness bestowed upon a dirty piece of female genitalia) and fag(Short form for faggot aka homo).
This expression is used when a duche male is sleeping with a lot of other men. He's like a male - gigolo, for men!
He's gay, a total duche fucking fag bag!
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The reverse of the Blind Tea Bag. (Left eye, left nut)
When someone is falling asleep early at a party, another member of the party will then open the RIGHT eye and put the RIGHT nut on it.
Billy: I think I should get some sleep.
Phillip: Awe, Billy. I swear to god, this time we'll REVERSE blind tea bag you.
Billy: NOT MY RIGHT EYE.
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The contents of a speedo when the gentleman sporting said garment is over the age of 40 and walking out of a fairly chilly surf.
Check out the three marble bag on that guy!
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Probably the best way to say your farewells. This saying was first tweeted by Rich Neville on Twitter.
A: Ah hecc I gtg man
B: Ah ok
A: Alas, stay fresh cheese bags
B: Mmmmm will do
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