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The reverse of the Blind Tea Bag. (Left eye, left nut)
When someone is falling asleep early at a party, another member of the party will then open the RIGHT eye and put the RIGHT nut on it.
Billy: I think I should get some sleep.
Phillip: Awe, Billy. I swear to god, this time we'll REVERSE blind tea bag you.
Billy: NOT MY RIGHT EYE.
Telling someone to mind their business and don’t worry about what somebody else is doing
Jadaurian won’t stop telling people to go chase a bag.
The contents of a speedo when the gentleman sporting said garment is over the age of 40 and walking out of a fairly chilly surf.
Check out the three marble bag on that guy!
Probably the best way to say your farewells. This saying was first tweeted by Rich Neville on Twitter.
A: Ah hecc I gtg man
B: Ah ok
A: Alas, stay fresh cheese bags
B: Mmmmm will do
1. When you’re too poor or too young to get a flesh light so you use a chip bag 2. When you don’t have any tissues so you beat off into a chip bag.
Kenny: Shit I wish I had a fleshlight.
Stan: I’ll get the chip bag.
the act of laying ones testicles on cold floor tiles, in an attempt to alleviate excessive heat
"Man, it was so hot out there I had to lay those babies on the floor!"
"Yeah, cold tile tea-bagging, it's the future"
Hooking up with someone and then talking about it to everyone
Guy 1: are we going out?
Guy 2: yes
Guy 3: can’t wait to get that poon
Guy 4: alright boys bag ‘em and tag ‘em