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A special friendship. You make each other laugh a lot.
Oh, they're definitely forba friends.
When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.
Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.
A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.
"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."
a person who you associate with only on the weekends
" Can we get some dinner Saturday night?"
"Sorry dude, i have plans with my weekend friend"
When you're spitting game at a bar or club and about to seal the deal and their best friend comes out of nowhere crying about some bullshit and they force them both to leave to "talk" (in 99.9% of cases this only happens to guys) and now you've wasted the whole night and you're only choices are whale hunting or going home alone
Chad: Yo you f*ck that ten from the bar last night?
Brad: nah I got friend swooped ended up getting my Captain Ahab on... Landed a white whale ots sad but better than being alone
The act of creating a friendship to ship an old friend with your new one; or to get two new people together.
Growing close to someone in an attempt to get them to interact with a friend.
1. Damn, John was zone friending both Jawn and Jella? He tryna be cupid or something?
2. Oh shit, Anjella was definitely zone friending me for Gohn. I barely know the guy tho!
If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds
ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.
friend genetics is basically when you like someone really badly but that person only sees you as a friend which makes you feel like you will only be just a friend to anyone and it makes you have several panic attacks daily and you want to die.
Person 1: “Dude, y’know that girl you like?”
Person 2: “Yeah. What about her?”
Person 1: *smh* “I saw her making out with someone else in the halls. I guess you just got those friend genetics.”
Person 2: “Aw…shit. Well, I’m going to go cut myself and have a panic attack until i found someone else to obsess over.”