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A person considered as your parent, or parental guardian that is a female.
My mom can’t handle stress at times.
A mom that completely or almost completely relies on the internet to take care of her kid mostly infant
Whenever you are giving a blowjob and you gag and piss yourself at the same because you have had kids
Did I get you that hot and bothered? No it was just mom head.
Arab word meaning very smart we use this alot very nice word 😳
Enta Bla akhle / Your mom or You are very smart,
Habibi enta man3andak hayet. Or My love you 100 percent have a good life.
Young, white moms who live near and in Bethesda, Maryland. They are often seen getting Panera, froyo, wearing Lululemon, taking their kids to soccer practice, and in their Peloton and Pilates classes. On Thanksgiving, they make their kids wake up at an ungodly hour to run a Turkey Trot. They most likely have color treated hair, usually bleach blonde, and get keratin treatments multiple times a year. Their houses are probably painted white, and have strictly neutral tones as wall colors. If they have any pets, they’ll have a white crusty dog named Lola or Coco. Some can be sweet, but will probably gossip in their “Moms of Bethesda” Facebook group about you.
Me: Bro I was working at Panera the other day and the most stereotypical Bethesda Mom came in
Bro: Yo really? Did she order unsweetened iced tea and everything?
Me: Yea, and then I saw her posting it on Facebook with #blessed next to it 💀
Bro: That was definitely a Bethesda Mom
a phrase many roadmen and black people say. most of the time theyre chatting shit (lying)
bob: you took my sweets!
david: moms life i didnt