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A Cookie, however instead of being filled with warm melty chocolate, is filled with cum.
Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy
1. The best song on the internet
2. A man who is simply to hot for this plane of reality
3. What your mother calls me
When the cum messiah is listening to cum messiah, the world turns white.
A list of people to do and things to see before you die.
Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".
If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:
1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?
Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!
When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard she starts seeing little tweety birds circling her head. When she does, you cum inside her, with her ass cheeks acting as the bread.
Yeah man I gave Brittany a tweety cum sandwich last night!
The event that transpires when two, even miniscule, forces of Cum Energy collide in a vacuum, both exchanging energy so rapidly and forcefully that it releases untold amounts of energy. Cum Clashing occurs on an atomic level, and it often results in the destruction of Cum Worlds and, with abundant sources of Cum Energy, the destruction of galaxies. Cum Clashes behave almost as domino effects, with any present Cum Energy particles nearby succumbing to the blast and transferring energy to the rest of the nearby particles. This can result in widespread waves of Cum Clash energy to be shot out and distributed at ridiculous speeds. The waves of Cum Energy can swallow Cum Stars whole, destroying different Cum systems. Cum Clashes almost always result in the annihilation of any affected particles. However, on the off chance any disturbed and, consequently, altered particles last after the event, they can form Cum Singularities.
The Cum Clash caused the destruction of 17 adjacent Cum Galaxies.
When you can no longer remove your pussy piercings because they are cum-welded shut
I can’t get my clit piercing out, it must be cum welded shut.