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A mom that completely or almost completely relies on the internet to take care of her kid mostly infant
Whenever you are giving a blowjob and you gag and piss yourself at the same because you have had kids
Did I get you that hot and bothered? No it was just mom head.
Arab word meaning very smart we use this alot very nice word 😳
Enta Bla akhle / Your mom or You are very smart,
Habibi enta man3andak hayet. Or My love you 100 percent have a good life.
Things only mothers find once you have given up or haven't tried hard enough
That moment when you look for something and can't find it so you ask your mother if she's seen it and you look there and still can't find it so you ask her again and she walks over and finds it exactly where she said.
"Mom I can't find the peanut butter!"
"It's on the top left shelf."
"I don't see it. It's not there!"
(Mom walks over, pulls out the jar that is right in front of your face.)
"Oh, thanks for the mom find."