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reading news online

when you go on the internet and read the latest stuff thats happening in the world

"what are u doing?"
"reading news online"
"oh cool"

by innocent_person May 12, 2022


marvel new journey

marvel new journey a place where you play happy and leave depressed!!

Friend one:“Hey I’m about to play marvel new journey😝”
Friend two: “I just play that😭🥺”

by fwuckMNJ December 30, 2022


New York Jet

A New York Jet is a slender penis that goes off and jizzes prematurely.

"You like New York Jets? Maybe we can go out sometime... The Jets can play the Browns in your Butt Bowl."

by Mars-El October 2, 2023


New York Jets

A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.

Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?

by bumsquad pioneer October 8, 2021


that's a new record

When someone does something crazy, something really quickly, or all of the above. Usually refers to personal "records."

Person 1: I checked my phone 69 times today.
Person 2: nice.
Person 3: Damn that's a new record.

by oysterbyprouduct March 9, 2024


times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.

Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman

by JackleRaid October 7, 2020


The new amogus Beano comic

The sign we've taken this too far

We need to stop the amogus virus! It has made itself into comics! It is everywhere!
(Also I need to say The new amogus Beano comic because it's needed for some reason)

by yeetus deleus the meatus May 14, 2021