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when A guy starts cumming, And pulls out and cums his load all over your pussy lips and starts rubbing it in your clit and fingering You with it, mixing his juices with yours and then He makes you lick it off of his fingers scoop by scoop until He cleans it all out of you and you're ready for more
Yo homie, that girl a freak
Did she let you double digit cream scoop though?
Yeah bruh, she straight freak nasty
Getting sick, vomiting, and Diarrhea into an already clogged toilet. Leaving it for the next person.
I opened the stall and the smell of double crust cheese cake overwhelmed my senses.
Where a male attaches a dildo on his forehead and lays on his back, while his partner (most of the times male) rides the dildo that is on his head, then bends over and starts giving the male a blow-job.
“Me and my husband wanted to try something new in bed so we tried the double unicorn,”
Bobby told his friend,“it was very pleasurable but I’m worried that if we do it more often he could start developing back problems.”
When you and your bro plan on double teaming a nice young lady but then you both can’t get it up cuz you’re too coked out.
Me and Luke we’re gonna Eiffel Tower this broad last night but then it turned out to be a Breakdown-Double-Pre.
a lesbian who loves using a double-ended dildos with other girls
brother: I found a double-ended dildo in your closet. Are you a double tucker or something?
sister: Mind your own frigging business and don't go through my closet again!!
a lesbian who loves using a double-ended dildos with other girls
brother: I found a double-ended dildo in your closet. Are you a double tucker or something?
sister: Mind your own frigging business and don't go through my closet again!!
The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.
John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "
Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"