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When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.
Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..
"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."
A total stud and doesn’t have the biggest or shortest penis, but his friend Draiden talks to him, he gets a heart eyes emoji facial expression.
Zackory Blake Brown is cool and doesn’t get scammed on Fortnite Save the World
A delicately sugar coated bunghole.
"Hey Felicia, i heard you got a brown sugar donut last night. Was it magical?"
""Oh Samantha! Stimulate my brown sugar donut!!!"
"I heard you ate a brown sugar donut last week. How did your diabetes take it?""
Something I heard a guy in my dream say to describe a particularly long and thick piece of shit.
Guy 1: Look at this piece of shit I found on my lawn.
Guy 2: Wow, shit's longer than my dick and thicker than my dick too... who laid that? An elephant?
Guy 3: Aw yeah, that's some anaconda brown, right there.
A god of war he fights like a thousand men a chin like titanium and the aggressiveness of a lion
Mason brown is defined as the god of war
THE COOLEST PERSON EVER HE IS THE BEST MIDDLE SCHOOL SAXOPHONE PLAYER IN THE WORLD HE IS THE BEST IN HIS BAND AND IS SUPER COOL. HE CAN SOLVE A RUBIK'S CUBE IN ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS.
WHO THE F**K IS THAT?
THAT'S A MASON BROWN HES THE BEST.
HE'S BETTER THAN YOU AT EVERYTHING
The hardest CEO alive and Ms.TakeYoMan just by giving him one look.
2nd grade Teacher: ok class what do you all want to be when your all grown up?
7 year old: I want to but Shacarrah Brown.