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Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶
“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened
We made a song but forgot…
Monkey Jesus is used In English when your bored
Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.
“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey”
Person 1: I'm a Lesbian Monkey
Person 2: Isnt that another term for being gay?
Person 1: shhhhh.
Person 1: Hey man, I'm a lesbian monkey
Person 2: isnt that another term of saying you're gay?
Person 1: Shhhhh.
A cheeky little monke that very much enjoys the crispy, salty flavor of seaweed, or kelp. He sits in his little monke hut, moderating discord servers while getting salty fingers eating kelp chips.
A:you ever met kelpy monkey?
B:Yeah fam he's sick af!
A:I know right?!
B: i wish I was kelpy monkey...
A: same bro..
get beamed my monkey squad monkey squad on top get beamed by monkey squad faggot static is a big voovy sbwag
get monkey squad beam because you're retarded!!!!
Someone who knowingly has sex with people after discovering that they have an STD, spreading it.
Is Rachel really going out with that guy? She knows he's a rash monkey, right?