Something I dont have because it got bitten of by a snake when I was taking a MASSIVE SHIT.
Something a guy wants to use one day
You want to use your penis for sex yes?
A cool device that you can firmly grasp. Also handy to get the ladies.
The penis felt good when I grasped it.
The ding dong in-between your legs.
You beat it to get pleasure and let out your special love juice.
My penis is rock hard, I should probably jerk off to something.
The penis is a male body part in-between your legs, some call it a muscle and some call it a bone. There are a thousand different slang named for the Penis, but I can't list them all. It is used to reproduce and create new life, however, some use the penis to masturbate or pleasure themselves or other individuals. It is also considered a "Private Part" Meaning you should not expose it to anybody without their consent!
guy: "Im a boy, so I have a penis"
girl: "Good for you mate"
Yo Girl got one of those. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Man that penis is more deadly than 9/11