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Something you don't wanna search, unless you have odd kinks, this video starts normally like a roleplay/fantasy pornographic video, until a maniac woman shoves a dildo into her partner's urethra, yes,you heard that right
If you are a man I strongly don't recommend watching it
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Tyler:"Yesterday Jane inserted a dildo into my urethra. "
John:" What the actual fuck, are you okay? "
Tyler:"After she removed the dildo I had huge aches in my prostate and my bladder, and I am urinating blood now."
John:"...Kids In A Sandbox"
a documentary about two kids who find out that their parents are spies
yo have you seen that great movie spy kids?
are you really fuckity fucking fucks shitting me bitch shitty motherfucking mf?
i i it think amaore satwears woarsds in my secntence makes it mozre MAUTRE AND VERTY ADUTSUIHSODIFHUIHIU
Person 1: Are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me you motherfucking shitty mf?
Person 2: ok 5 y/o
One of those kids who always shits around in voice chat but doesn't own/use a microphone, often to the detriment of everyone involved.
xXl33tslayer42Xx: "Bro, we lost cause mommy and daddy wont get no mic kid a headset."
(Text chat) nomic43: "it broke i frickign swear!1"
Crazy ass kids that are not afraid of beating people’s ass for shaming their town. They aren’t all rich but know how to throw down. Don’t mess with brick kids or they will fuck you up. At the same time they ate the most fun and chill people ever and you should be friends with a brick kid. Because kids from brick, Nj are the best in Nj
Person 1: Damn I crapped talked those brick kids at the party and they fucked me up
Person 2: they threw a pretty lit party tho
just kidding day monday september 11 say something and it is just kidding
im joking please send thigh pics for just kidding day
Fat Kid Asthma is when someone runs a short distance, but is hella winded half way through.
Often can be seen breathing heavily after walking up the stairs and running one lap around the gym, stop and just start wheezing.
-Running the mile is a quarter way through one lap-
Kid- -Wheezes- HOLY SHIT THIS FAT KID ASTHMA IS FUCKING ME UP!!!!!