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HOTTTTT WOAHHHHHH FUUUUUHHHKKKK 🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
MIMI’S MOM IS SO FUCKING HOT
start of a roast battle
mommy suck my balls your mom is so fat
You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~
Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.
Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.
Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?
Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.
Takes horse cocks and kicks rocks. Don’t worry about getting cold, the rolls will keep you warm.
Herbie’s mom : Sucks big dicks
whenever a fun loving gal loves acid so much she makes it her child
thing 1:bro she going crazy with dat acid
thing2:yea i bet you can call her acid mom
The most euphoric experience you will ever have, just one bite is orgasm inducing. When something is “litty like my mom’s lasagne,” it means that it is extremely enjoyable, and you are very excited to partake. You know it’s finna be lit when you’re moms a-making lasagne.
Two friends are talking over the phone:
Bridgetto: Yooo this party is litty like my mom’s lasagne!
Anastasio: Oh no spaghettio... I wish I could have made it. That sounds euphoric.