I’ll get the chip bag

1. When you’re too poor or too young to get a flesh light so you use a chip bag 2. When you don’t have any tissues so you beat off into a chip bag.

Kenny: Shit I wish I had a fleshlight.
Stan: I’ll get the chip bag.

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cold tile tea-bagging

the act of laying ones testicles on cold floor tiles, in an attempt to alleviate excessive heat

"Man, it was so hot out there I had to lay those babies on the floor!"
"Yeah, cold tile tea-bagging, it's the future"

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bag ‘em and tag ‘em

Hooking up with someone and then talking about it to everyone

Guy 1: are we going out?
Guy 2: yes
Guy 3: can’t wait to get that poon
Guy 4: alright boys bag ‘em and tag ‘em

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Put your head in a bag

To surripiteously smoke a bowl on the beach by getting low to the ground and sticking your head in your backpack like you are looking for something. You then proceed to light up.

I put my head in my bag on the beach today.

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Barry Barry Bean Bag

The nick name for a person who portrays the qualities of a "bean bag." If you ever see Barry Barry Bean Bag be sure not to drop the soap. Also known as "Barry Barry Bullfrog."

Person 1: "Hey who is that making out with that dude."

Person 2: "Oh shit dude, thats Barry Barry Bean Bag."

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Hot sauce in my bag

Spicy pussy

-Damn I have hot sauce in my bag
-Bey has hot sauce in her bag

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Creighton Universi T bag

Member or members of Creighton University T-bag said person(s).

Kevin pulled a Creighton Universi T bag on Libby.

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