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marvel new journey a place where you play happy and leave depressed!!
Friend one:“Hey I’m about to play marvel new journey😝”
Friend two: “I just play that😭🥺”
A New York Jet is a slender penis that goes off and jizzes prematurely.
"You like New York Jets? Maybe we can go out sometime... The Jets can play the Browns in your Butt Bowl."
A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.
Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?
When someone does something crazy, something really quickly, or all of the above. Usually refers to personal "records."
Person 1: I checked my phone 69 times today.
Person 2: nice.
Person 3: Damn that's a new record.
An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
The sign we've taken this too far
We need to stop the amogus virus! It has made itself into comics! It is everywhere!
(Also I need to say The new amogus Beano comic because it's needed for some reason)
The act of having sex with your girlfriend. Just before you ejaculate, she slaps around your dick while you jiggle her boobs and squeeze milk from them.
I tried the New York Shaker with Cindy last night. She loved it!