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tackle monkey

A defensive midfielder in football who's only job is to prevent the other team to gain possession and create chances.

You are gonna be the tackle monkey in this game. Just get the balls from them motherfuckers and pass the ball on to your nearest team mate." "Alright, coach!

by pilgrim535 February 16, 2011


Monkey Status

minkey status

im not even in monkey status

by bdm.smile April 11, 2022


mmm monkey

,,Mmm Monkey." is the Master Oogway's most famous quote.

Monkey: You saved me. Why?
Master Oogway: Mmm Monkey.

by Nikola is my real name now go& August 7, 2023


Monkey Party

A girl having a threesome with herself and two bananas.

A monkey party is better than a banana split.

by Big Bird loves bananas June 22, 2010

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Monkey party

The act of killing someone with a pack of wild monkeys

Addison Rae gets mauled to death by a monkey party

by waaiayki January 18, 2022


Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs

(v.)

Synonym for suicide.

Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die

by Dinkywink June 18, 2021


Hang a monkey

To โ€˜hang a monkeyโ€™ is the go smoke some joints or hit a bong with your mates

Noel: Oi jai come hang a monkey with me down at the park
Jai: hell yeah, im down

by Claret103747 April 21, 2020