gosh darn chicken coop

The southern way of saying “oh shit”

Daughter: hey mo- *spills coffee*

Mother: gosh darn chicken coop!

chicken horder

1.)A person who enjoys company of chickens
2.) A crazy person with chicken fetish

My dad has 200 chickens, he's such a chicken horder

Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper

One who chicken jumps with Massey Ferguson.

OMG, it’s a Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper.

Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper

Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper

Omg, did you see that? It’s a Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper.

chicken attack

gay song for gay people

maor: chicken attack
Straight person: shut up gay