penis

dick

person1: you have a small penis person2: no I don't! person1: yes you *dies*

Penis

Something every matthew hasn't got

Yo, have you seen matt

Oh yeah that dude without a penis?

Yeah thats him

Penis

something to search for on urban dictionary when you have nothing better to do...

(sorry if i stole anyones joke, i used to see this but it might be deleted)

I'm bored, let me search for penis on urban dictionary

Penis

Gods gift upon man that is said to give it’s user unlimited power if properly sized

Respect the the 12 inch penis!

peni

the plural form of penis

idiot: dude you have two penises!
smart: peni***

penis

tasty

I like eating penis

Peni

Multiple penises

I saw so many peni at that orgy!