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Zoink Kid

A child/ adolescent who is a geek but also raised in the hood. Being forced to find independence because of hard circumstances and chose to be nerdy and weird. Also can be the black sheep of a dysfunctional family. Usually having a hard side to them they would prefer not to tap into but can if they’re life depends on it. Zoink kids can be seen as a loser but are often highly intelligent and chameleons. But all zoink kids come from hard upbringings

Charlie looks like a gangster but he watches anime”

“Oh he’s a zoink Kid

by Mahlleh February 29, 2024


Zoink Kid

The black sheep of the family or the “special person” out the friend group who other think wont be much of as a kid because of their weirdness but end up becoming the most successful out of the family/group. Tends to get bullied or having to defend themselves to others opinions. Usually has a talent of some sort that nobody appreciates.

“You been grown since a zoink kid” - Mahlleh “Zoink Kid” song 2019

by Zoinkid November 24, 2021


THE band kid

A band kid who sleeps in the band room. They skip every class they have to go practice in the band room and watch dci at night under the sheets. Has a weird obsession over a tech and believes that they are the "chosen one", as in that they are always talking about how they have the inside scoop on the band's events and such. Whenever they encounter another band kid, they try to slither in and clap polyrythms but they just side eye him.

"That guy in the corner playing triple laterals is THE band kid"

"Yeah, I heard he plays genshin impact and justifies it for the music"

by SnoringBufallo66 November 22, 2023


umbrella kid

Nice way to say tardy

You umbrella kid.

by Supsighted September 25, 2020


umbrella kid

Nice way to say tardy

You are an umbrella kid

by Supsighted September 25, 2020


Kid Rap

The most coolest and famous rapper in the whole world. Most famous for the best song everDark Matter

Guy 1: Have you listened to Kid Rap’s hit song “Dark Matter”?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, that shits the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life!

by Zodiac Zach July 13, 2023


Specialized rockhopper kids

A step up from the trek kids, they can actually ride more than xc, and their advice goes as follows, “you are doing that wrong!” And “dude! Just send it!” But there is one thing that differs… they can’t go up hills to save their life, plus they usually work at a McDonald’s they also are good at dh and jumps, nothing else and always saying that they are right and you should “get better” even though you are faster than them in every way that doesn’t involve jumps, drops, or trails more that 50 foot long, and if it doesn’t have any of those they will be vomiting at the side of the trail in no time.

One step up from the trek kids, the Specialized rockhopper kids

by Mr.Burnette January 13, 2022