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Interesting Cat

Like strange cat but better.

An interesting cat is weird and cool all at the same time.

Wow he's such an interesting cat

by goat888888 August 18, 2021


Cat Tail

A Cat tail is a lollipop and / or a pacifier.

Origin: The "Cat Tail Lollipop" was a very sacred thing in aincient Egypt. The Slaves would all suck on a cats tail hoping it would bring good luck and good fortune to their lives. The term "Cat Tail Pacifier" is from where these slaves would find a cat and make their son or daughter when born suck on the cats tail instead of a pacifier, hoping it would lead to them having a life outside if the cruel world.

Other Uses: The Cats tail can also be used as fan when there are flies about or you are just too hot.

"The Cat Tail must be found as it shall make us free!"

by ProffFartuart May 10, 2020


Cat Tail

To follow up or chase down a lead a with a customer in regards to an opportunity.

Usually used by a douche bag boss or co-worker who uses a bunch of bullshit phrases to see like they are on the cutting edge of sales management.

Salesman: I heard ACME has a bunch of work coming up!

Sales Manager: You need to CAT TAIL that.

by Territory Manager August 23, 2019


like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain December 30, 2017


Smack the Cat

Pound the Pussy, Fuck the Feline, kamikaze the kitty, etc

“Man I can’t wait to Smack The Cat later”

by MrBear776 February 14, 2020


faceless cat

A pussy or a girls vagina

Bro did you smell that girls faceless cat it smelt like shit

by Big dog10573 June 28, 2021


Golden Cat

A Person with the ‚Golden Cat’ personality may carry the appearance and aesthetics of a golden retriever, but they are more like a black cat. They rather gravitate towards ghibli, or other lighter aesthetics, but when it comes to personality, they actually prefer solitude and choose their companions wisely. While ‚Golden Cats‘ may give off an innocent appearance, they are quick to protect those closest to them. Once someone has become special to them, they usually stay in their life for good. For those fortunate enough to be in their circle, they give them great comfort and a safe space.

Person A: I think I‘m something in betweenGolden Retriever‘ and ‚Black Cat‘ but I also think I tend to be more of an ‚Black Cat‘ person, I just can‘t decide.
Person B: I guess you‘re a ‚Golden Cat‘ then, it‘s both mixed but your personality tends to be more off an‚Black Cat‘.

by Felixead April 7, 2023