St. Marks High School, Wilmington Delaware

1. A high school that prides itself in producing non-kablastafucked students who frequently complete the losing cycle against their extreme godly rivals, the almighty Salesianum High School!

2. Their mascot is a joke-of-a-knight that enjoys sheethed sabers in the rectal cavity.

Wow, what do you know, St marks sucks!

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smithtown high school west music kids

A group of students that goes to a really shitty school on Long Island that spend all of their free time before, during, and after school in the music suite. Some of them don’t even take a music elective or play an instrument at all. Everything happens in the practice rooms... They hookup in there, talk shit, eat lunch, and skip class...sometimes all at once. Most of these people are overdramatic and obnoxious and barely talented, but some of them don’t suck... only some. Music kids are closely affiliated with art and theater kids, as most of their cliques interjoin. A large portion of them are gay, lesbians, bisexual, and many other sexualities that you have never heard of. Don’t associate with these people if you care about your reputation.

I hate those fucking Smithtown High School West music kids. They’re fags

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Forest Lake Senior High School

Forest Lake Senior High School is a microcosm of the city of Forest Lake. Sadly, most of its graduates can't even pronounce microcosm, let alone know what it means. The school can be described briefly with three words - racist, drugs, and idiocracy.

The school is a Frankenstein's monster of a building - the school was expanded instead of torn down like it right well should have been. Classroom numbering is random and sporatic, and many students get lost looking for classes even through their senior year.

The school is known for it's FFA (Future Farmers of America) program. Unless you're a member of one of the several big, important families in the area (the ones that own major farms, or recreational vehicle dealerships), you don't give a flying fuck about it. More than likely you're high off your ass in class while some poor schmuck attempts to teach you basic grammar thanks to NCLB.

The school is also well known within theater, debate and speech circuits. Again, not many people care. In fact, the school doesn't even care. Instead of displaying recent victories of the above organizations, they'd rather keep a trophy case full of football and hockey trophies from the 80s, when the Forest Lake Rangers actually won games. To anyone with a brain, that should describe the mentality and demographic of the school more than I ever could.

Principal beginning graduation speech: "Start your tractors! Start your tractors!"

Student: "I fucking hate this school."

Student 1: "You have any drugs?"
Student 2: "You kidding? Everything at Forest Lake Senior High School is drugs! The chairs are drugs, the carpet is drugs, the desks are drugs..."

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Stonewall jackson high school in Northern Virginia

One of the most pathetic places one could ever be at. It's full of kids who think they are emo, but whose biggest problem is their lame attempts at being posers. Then there are the posers who are so obvious. My favorites are the kids who dress in black with piercings and are supposed to be goth, but are really nice people if you get to know em... then the rich kids who wanna act poor so they don't get the crap kicked out of em. Half of the kids are stoners, the other half morons. I fit somewhere in there, but the again, so could you.

Person A: Where did you go to high school?
Person B: Stonewall
Person A: I'm sorry poser.

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James Sheahan Catholic High School

A school for pretentious drones who think that their copy pasted ideas belong to them. Most attendees of this school are stuck-up dickheads who would love nothing more than to suck of God himself.

Fool: "Hey, would you like to go to James Sheahan Catholic High School?"
Intellectual: "No, I would rather not observe the festering garbage that attends that horrid school"

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saint thomas more high school

Wow what a shit hole the only thing that happens there more then fights are drugs.. a place of absolute don heads and poor bairns who get slapped about by the “pure hardcore lads” this place thrives in taking on the lowest of the fucking low of people with more chance of finding hitler then passing their GCSE

Him~am pure hardcore me
Her~prove it
Him~a go to saint Thomas more high school
Her~Fck me

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St Francis Xavier catholic high school

St Francisco Christian elementary school is that really REALLY small pre school like education centre where the population is lower than a thousand. While the grade 7 and 8’s run around vaping and smoking weed, we usually get the special guest of having one police officer come to our school a day picking through some weed filled locker. The 9th graders run around aimlessly literally have no clue what the fuck they’re doing and WHO they’re doing (if I’m fact ones attractive enough to actually get some.) the grade ten’s are the very unnecessary loud kids with those occasional quiet losers who think they’re very popular. The 11 and 12’s are the exact same thing except that a couple of them wear durags trying to get their waves.

“What school do you go to?”

“St Francis Xavier catholic high school”

“Well at least you don’t go to RDHS.”