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A Guy who pleasures himself with the condiment known as Mustard
Oh damn! It’s Cum King, Behniya E the guy who rubbed mustard on his balls in class then busted a fat load and drizzled the remains into his mouth
A person who gives out a whole load of cum in orgasm
My boyfriend is such a cum king...Timmy is a cum king
cum is about wee white stuff coming out of your penis/cookie.
Tia: I made sex and apparently everytime there is cum on me.
her mum: oh, they cum on you everyday dont worry.
Tia: is it normal for girls to get cum?
her mum: it is normal. just like how your father fucked me before we had you.
When you fall asleep with your partner after sex and you wake up glued to your partner with dried cum.
I fell asleep with my face in my boyfriends crotch and woke up cum glued to him.
where a woman farts out can that has been inserted into her anal cavity
person 1: yo do cum farts give you a massive erection
person 2: bro wtf
Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*
A CUM FART IS WHERE YOU CUM INSIDE OF SOMEONE AND THEN LATER THEY FART IT ALL OUT
MUMM JIMY MADE ME HAVE A CUM FART