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The act of masturbating while standing up
Dude, i walked in on my roommate last night and he was in his bedroom naked & Jack Standing by his computer
A guy that likes the taste of ass. Also the strangest jit alive
Alex: Nacho fries taste like ass
Jack Xiao: Ass tastes nice
A woman who acts like a silly goose mother. Especially directed towards mothers who's names begin with 'c' and end with 'n.'
Woah, Carolynn sure is a gosh darn jack jickleprince. She just soaked her grilled cheese in soup!
Gets lots of sleep, reduces distractions and tries hard to get that positive nine-to-eight ratio.
goes into public bathrooms and shits in urinals
ME: Hey Matthew, we are gonna have to start calling you "jack the shitter"
A mental state of unbridled, irrepressible arousal that one's faculties are rendered useless to his/her environment for a brief moment in time, or until said state of arousal has come to fruition.
Joshua: So what happened next?
David: She pulled out a dildo and went to town on herself.
Joshua: What did you do?
David: I got up and said, "Yo, I'm gonna roll out."
Joshua: What did she say to that?
David: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Joshua: Dude. She was in the Jack-zone.