the act of using a native Caribbean mans shoe or sandal as a funnel/filter for a mixture of sweat ,ass, piss and rum.
collage bro: "why are you in the hospital bra its still spring break".
crippled suffering collage bro: "i got a Tortuga head ache bra".
Florida doctor dude:" gnarly bra" .
When going on an elongated excursion with a female riding shotgun it is an obligation to said female that for every two hours of said excursion she preform oral sex upon your member
A: How was the 8 hour drive from Jersey to Maine with your girl?
B: it was great! especially the Mandatory Road Head
Someone who adopted a pet lice and took it to the next level. Someone you pisses in you pool just to annoy you. Some one who HATES sharing there lice.
“AYO!, do me a favor and gimme some lice bro!” “NO YOU SMELLY WELLY !” “I AINT SHARING MY LICE!” “What a head lice detector!”
a egg looking person and is very loud and has a 70% chance of being dropped on his head.
Rick:'' look at him"
bob: "Hes such a loud egg head"
Like Potato Head but towards Latvians
Plural: East Potato Head
Latvian lady: (Speaking Latvian) We Latvians don't want to be part of Russia or speak Russian
Guy: Yeah yeah, whatever East Potato Head
When someone is being a prick for no reason and they wear too much hair gel
Your a proper gel head mark
Someone who sells their own vagina and that of her grandmother's her kids her dogs hole, she will suck cock for £2 and a bag of chips
Watch your things that dirty crack head is looking for someone to rob