Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.
While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:
Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria
Vaginal Myalgia
All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.
AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert
Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,
While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.
Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.
Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms
Ngl, this track smells like grilled cheese.
A phrase used in "Wa Da Da" by korean pop group Kep1er.
running vroom vroom vroom like a supersonic
*insert korean* (Let's go!!)
wa da da
wa da da
the answer is always yes but you just wanna keep the person confused
her-are you cheating on me EJ
me-soin like dat
the answer is always yes but you just wanna keep the person confused
her-are you cheating on me EJ
me-soin like dat
The gait employed by a person who has shit their pants...or just about to
Jesu Christ, that curry had me walking like Weinstein
Banging your mom with a 18-inch double sided dildo while your dad licks your asshole
Bougie like natty in a strafoam squeak, squeak, in the truck bed all the way home