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To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.
Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did
Kids that would cause issues, most of the time fights during lunch time. Typically, they do this for their own stupid entertainment at the cost of other people's calming meal.
Here comes Elijah and his lunch monkey friends. This is the 4th fight this week, they never stop!
It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.
Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work
When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.
Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.