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something a guy said because he can not believe no one bought those.
The simple art of practicing necrophilia with your bestest of homies. Typically practiced in your local catholic cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.
Hey Bruce, wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street with Dick, Jason and Tim?
Something you say to someone when they add more than 17 syllables in a haiku.
Person A:
"That's right I'm Sokka,
It's pronounced with an 'okka'
Young ladies, I rock ya!"
*counts syllables on fingers nervously*
Person B:
That's one too many syllables, bub
*yeets Person A out the window*
Essentially when someone has messed up a multitude of times and is asking you for one more chance.
"How many times are you going to forget your jersey for basketball practice?" "Look coach, ALLOW ME ONE TIME STILL."
Something you say when you agree with someone or share the same opinions.
Because I agreed with her opinion, I said “We share brain cells on that one”
When someone owns more than one domain but less than three. A way to signify they sort of have their life together and are responsible domain owners.
Guy 1: I just matched with this hottie on tinder and she has two domains and a dog
Guy 2: as the saying goes “two domains are better than one.”
Guy 1: that’s for sure!
A modern variation on "kill two birds with one stone."
Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with one lawnmower and return the cans.
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