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Rapidly releasing a series of multiple, small turds.
I just had the turtle spurts. Had to be about a dozen floating.
Noun; Someone who makes situations/moments awkward by interjecting into conversations inorder to make someone make an awkward turtle.
Guy: hey did you catch that Celtics game last night?
Guy2: No I...
Guy3: two midgets just stole my ice cream, so i killed them with an ice cream scooper!
Guy2: *makes awkward turtle
Guy: Dude you're a major turtle rancher.
Famous rain world focused youtuber, discord fanatic.
"Turtle Toad killed my father - pepsow, old friend" "Turtle Toad's new video was real wack, yo"
noun; Known regionally as "mustachious dollarous amphibious," the breaching turtle is a somewhat timid creature that can be commonly found relaxing stage-side at area strip clubs. It is not uncommon to see anywhere between 2-5 breaching turtles occupying the same dimly lit corner. The breaching turtle spends most of its time with its head safely concealed within its t-shirt-like shell (*note: breaching turtles have the ability to remain submerged for up to as many as 3 Def Leppard songs). A breaching turtle will remain concealed until its insatiable appetite for titty resin causes it to burst forth, craning its long neck in the direction of its prey. The breaching turtle utilizes a dollar bill held firmly between its nose and mouth to lure in the stripper it desires. Upon having titties rub in its face, the breaching turtle may linger for several more sets of titties before quietly retreating back into its shell. On rare occasion, breaching turtles may emerge to particularly large, old, or ugly strippers upon which the breaching turtle will hastily recede back into the safety of its 100% cotton shell (see "frightened turtle")
"Did you see Chris last night?"
"Yeah man! He waited through like two whole dances before totally going breaching turtle on that one with the phat azz and big ole tit-tays!"
Someone you don't like at all, for no apparent reason.
Look at that random person across the street. Gosh, I hate him. He's such a period turtle.
An uncircumcised micropenis with yellow smegma
"Hey how's your cheese turtle problem doing?"
"I thought I told you not to talk about it in public!"
"Not my fault you weren't circumcised and don't know how to wash your tiny dick. That yellow smegma is gross"
the act of subtly exciting oneself, by discreetly flicking the end ones knob, often in public.
1.Ethan. "dude it looks like that guy is playing with himself under the table".
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".
2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.