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“ cheese and fries! You’re wild bamboo”
Noun: a build up of rosin, dead skin, and sweat on an instrument's bow, often located along the length the stick, on the frog at the ferrule and where the frog and stick meet. This can vary in color from light yellow, green, dark brown, or even black.
"EWWW! There's so much hand cheese on this bow it's still sticky!"
"It took me an hour an a half to get all that hand cheese off that bass bow. The owner didn't even recognize it when he picked it up. He was so happy he even gave me a tip!"
I was hitting that shot from behind last night but with each pump all I got was whiffs of crack cheese.
Rachel’s ass smells of crack cheese when she gets home from soccer practice.
White build up at the side of your mouth when talking for to long
"omg dude, chris has loads of bad mouth cheese hangin off his lips last night"
The act of pouring extremely hot nacho cheese all over you dick and taking part in gay intercourse.
person 1: So man what'd you do last night?
person 2: I hung out with my boyfriend and gave him that good old cheese cock.
person 1: What the fuck.
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The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
You've got to pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
Hand it over quick
Or things might get ugly
I can get really loud
I'm a really barky puppy
I'm not just asking
Because I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
The rules are the rules now gimme the cheese tax
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