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A man that has low testosterone, erectile dysfunction, & a stuffy nose/sinus issues. Could be referred to as “A Gary” as in Sponge Bobs friend.
Actual Name _____Gary (nickname because _____ is a “snail” almost an asexual .
“What’s Gary up to ? Is he still being a cuckold?”
“Girl, you mean he is a snail, no wonder you need a vibrator. Damn.”
One sticky boi. Don't lick em tho... you could get meningitis. Slow creatures that will frick up ur garden. Others use the term "snail" to describe the speed of a person or an object. Some types of snails can be kept as pets. I have 5 pet snails. Jeremy, Jerry Seinfeld, Avery, Memphis, and Sheldon.
Dude 1: Yo Dawg.. *hits blunt* that car is as slow as a caterpillar
Dude 2: * hits snail * W A I T
Do NOT look down here.....
I'm warning u
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When you ejaculate in a girl and she proceeds to rub her vagina on the floor leaving a trail
"Careful where you walk man, gave Sandy the old snail trail last night
Fucking worst possible thing to exist
Paulio: I love snails
God: *Smites Paul*
Also God: I didnt mean to make snails.
Another word used for owning someone, or just being annoying. Must be used as a verb.
*Playing skate 2*
Choruead: Awh sick I got 12,337 points!
Michael: HA! I just got 12,338 points! You just got SNAILED!!!
Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone
Bill just got the angry Canadian snail