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When you give a girl a special drink and she falls asleep
Picked up Sara for a date and I knew she wasn’t gonna put out. So I slipped her the ol sleepy janitor and after that she seemed dead tired.
When a person from Wisconsin like to touch butt with there boys. They are always packer fans and likes the bucks
Man I know will is in denial with that ol touchy touch
Big, old, penis. Usually referring to someone who is older and a supporter of Donald Trump.
Uncle Jerry said that I need to stop smoking weed, he's a big ol' dicker.
This big ol' dicker I met the other day said he hates Muslims.
When you anally insert a payday candy bar in someone.
Last night I gave my old lady The Ol Rocky Road.
With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.
I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
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1. The act of inserting a peter or penis into a female’s vagina only twice and then ejaculating on the second insertion.
2. The act of hitting some only twice and knocking him out on the second hit.
1. Hey shes not bad I mean id give her the ole 1, 2 if you know what I mean.
2. Ya, I gave him the ole 1, 2 last night he won’t be fucking with me again.
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and you love to suck the l337 cock
you fag
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